uh beez proud o muh egypshun roots muh grait grait grait grait grait grait granmammy beez uh eegypshun princess an she cud fly an sheeet den da white debbil come 2 da muddalan an rob her juju an sheeet an dat why muh granny Herpeesha end up in da cotton field muh mammy Jenirrieah no work da cotton field she beez turnin tricks dat beez me poppin out her belly Mammy
still beez a hard workin gurl me an her sometimes do turn tricks togethah Dis beez muh auntie LaSluttah she bin livin in da muddalan LaTreenah
beez very popoolah gurl in da village all de young bucks wanna piece o
LaTreenah she beez even mo poopulah dan Rosie de goat mebbe iz beecoz
she git beeeeg titties Dat be mah babee LaTranny wit babydaddy Leroy, de popo bin lookin followin him cos he sells crack an shit, dat is how ah met Dat
be mah sista Chlamydyeea wiv her buyoy Jenkim and her boo LeFester. Me
ah LeFester got down an dirty afta smokin crack an he is also mah
babydaddy fwa mah son LeFester Junior Dis muh big sista Gannarreah, she biz uh workin girl she gots da booty Dis
be mah boo J'QueQue ah met him last week at carneeval ah think he gonna
be mah next babydaddy. He got ah good job fwa some feenanshal company
calls 419, it be intanashunal it have head offis in Niggeria. He get
money fwom white folk jus bah sendin da emails wiv his coonpootah.
Mebbe ah start doin dat 2. Ah can be turnin tricks an be on da
coonpootah at da same time Mah sistas an me off to git down an dirty in Coontown. De popo bin hasslin us cos dey is raseest pigs
Dis muh oonkle Jamal but muh Mammy fink he cud beez muh Pappy too He beez a biznessman an sheeit he gots a waddymelon cart Dis muh cuzin, LaToiletta. She da bomb. All da niggahs wanna do da durty wiv LaToiletta, she be classy Dis muh great granmamy LaKeefah she beez learnin 2 use dah coonpootah she lubs de pawrn
Dis beez muh coozin LaTreenah she libs in da muddalan Auntie LaSlutta beez her mammy she don no who beez duh babydaddy
Dis
be muh cuzzin Rastus. Ahz lost muh vaginnitty wiv him win ah woz sebben
den afta he gib me a dollah an sum o his JENKEM so uh thinks I do dis
all de time I get mo money an mo JENKEM
Now he been foolin aroun wiv muh gurlfren LaQueef she like it when he sukk her feeet
If
ah bin ah lesbeeyun I would git down an durty wiv LaToiletta an me an
her goes on da Jerry show- we alwis git mo money if we works 2getha
Muh fambly bongo parteee
Muh coozin jamal an his homies in da muddalan
(c) LaTrine Jakscoon 2008